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</description><title>channel surf a sea of static</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @seaofstatic)</generator><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>14 Surprising Uses for Your Microwave</title><description>14 Surprising Uses for Your Microwave: Microwaves are scary &amp; unnatural but this is...</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/288604402</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/288604402</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:36:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>View from my porch in Ukrainian Village, summer 2009. God I miss...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuu4wrut621qz9s9ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;View from my porch in Ukrainian Village, summer 2009. God I miss this sunset.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/288601746</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/288601746</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:34:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This makes me sad. RIP Mercury Cafe</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kutvziys8n1qz9s9ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This makes me sad. RIP Mercury Cafe&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/288356544</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/288356544</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:21:22 -0600</pubDate><category>westtown</category><category>chicago</category></item><item><title>Senor Rory Lakes New Years Tamale Dreams</title><description>Senor Rory Lakes New Years Tamale Dreams: This will be my New Years Eve experience if I have...</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/286448818</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/286448818</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:20:12 -0600</pubDate><category>chicago</category><category>new years eve</category><category>rory lake</category></item><item><title>Agree with the statement above.
Time to see some manly hairy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujo6sMo8j1qzxhoso1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Agree with the statement above.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Time to see some manly hairy crack already!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://anesthesia.tumblr.com/post/283849681/kimclit-mollytov-cettefemme-finally-someone" target="_blank"&gt;(via anesthesia&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/286424747</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/286424747</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:54:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Mmm… beer. What if I said I’m drinking a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur9onvZld1qa0uujo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mmm… beer. What if I said I’m drinking a kolsch-style beer right now? Because I am!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/286413602</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/286413602</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:41:42 -0600</pubDate><category>infographic</category><category>beer</category><category>awesomeness</category></item><item><title>Dirty, dirty girl</title><description>So I was at an evil-dirty-anti-union retailer this afternoon, picking up some things for this...</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/279491092</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/279491092</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:48:00 -0600</pubDate><category>random</category><category>walmart</category><category>condoms</category><category>dirty girl</category></item><item><title>nebraskagasm:

At first glance this may just be a run of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuibc4dKjV1qz8pcpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nebraskagasm.tumblr.com/post/279339779/at-first-glance-this-may-just-be-a-run-of-the-mill" target="_blank"&gt;nebraskagasm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;At first glance this may just be a run of the mill sexist ad; dames don’t know cars, and don’t pump gas. Considering the chain is called “Kum &amp; Go” doesn’t it come across as something a bit more… bawdy?&lt;/p&gt;
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curvedwhite:

Walt Disney Creative Org Chart

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Walt Disney Creative Org Chart" href="http://www.atissuejournal.com/2009/08/walt-disney%E2%80%99s-creative-organization-chart/" target="_blank"&gt;Walt Disney Creative Org Chart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/279192889</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/279192889</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:36:59 -0600</pubDate><category>disney</category><category>infographic</category><category>chart</category></item><item><title>Ugh.</title><description>Feeling ill after a phone call with Sprint. Well that call just ruined my day.</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/267848190</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/267848190</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:08:48 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Love it. Good ‘ol...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1t6nDV4W1qzpzfmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love it. Good ‘ol Paste.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://indierawk.tumblr.com/post/267228106/peopleasplaces-isko-ginobambino" target="_blank"&gt;indierawk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://peopleasplaces.tumblr.com/post/267227144/isko-ginobambino-gtfomom-spazzkid" target="_blank"&gt;peopleasplaces&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://isko.tumblr.com/post/267209955/ginobambino-gtfomom-spazzkid-evolution-of" target="_blank"&gt;isko&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://ginobambino.tumblr.com/post/267117594/gtfomom-spazzkid-evolution-of-the-hipster" target="_blank"&gt;ginobambino&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://gtfomom.tumblr.com/post/267112788/spazzkid-evolution-of-the-hipster-lol" target="_blank"&gt;gtfomom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://spazzkid.com/post/267107585/evolution-of-the-hipster-lol" target="_blank"&gt; spazzkid&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://popculture-and-i.tumblr.com/post/267011357/notso-darling-fizzzzy-amandakaychicago" target="_blank"&gt;popculture-and-i&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://notso-darling.tumblr.com/post/266997309/fizzzzy-amandakaychicago-sokeepthefaith" target="_blank"&gt;notso-darling&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://fizzzzy.tumblr.com/post/266943599/amandakaychicago-sokeepthefaith" target="_blank"&gt;fizzzzy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://amandakaychicago.tumblr.com/post/266942190/sokeepthefaith-evolution-of-a-hipster" target="_blank"&gt;amandakaychicago&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://sokeepthefaith.tumblr.com/post/266911030/sawkward-makracosm-robotindisguise" target="_blank"&gt;sokeepthefaith&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/267270833</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/267270833</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:07:13 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I find this especially true with the Hot Water Music...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktshzvMDs41qa0uujo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I find this especially true with the Hot Water Music station…. Pandora plays Rise Against constantly, even after my repeatively selecting “thumbs down” and then will transform into some horrible 2000’s pop punk station. Gross.  Pandora fail!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ilovecharts&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/267259293</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/267259293</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:57:50 -0600</pubDate><category>pandora</category></item><item><title>Vote for Bike Basket Pies as Daily Candy SF's Sweetest Thing!</title><description>Vote for Bike Basket Pies as Daily Candy SF's Sweetest Thing!: Please support one of my good friends...</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/267175324</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/267175324</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:54:45 -0600</pubDate><category>daily candy</category><category>san francisco</category><category>bike basket pies</category><category>diy</category><category>bikes</category><category>baking</category><category>friends</category></item><item><title>"Work is the curse of the drinking class."</title><description>“Work is the curse of the drinking class.” - oscar wilde.
A-f*cking-men.
(via graycard...</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/257943343</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/257943343</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:33:29 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Metropolitan Brewing - new online store!</title><description>
Ridiculous self-promotion but whatever. We *finally* launched our store! Lots of fun shite going on...</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/257922860</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/257922860</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:13:00 -0600</pubDate><category>chicago</category><category>chicago beer</category><category>craft beer</category><category>fun merch</category><category>metropolitan brewing</category><category>microbrewery</category><category>tours</category><category>events</category><category>buy local</category></item><item><title>tomatoallergy:

Welcome to a large part of the reason why my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbckwxdCU1qzoj6co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tomatoallergy.tumblr.com/post/248575548/welcome-to-a-large-part-of-the-reason-why-my" target="_blank"&gt;tomatoallergy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Welcome to a large part of the reason why my workplace doesn’t function.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For a long time Dawn and I would joke about this. We’d say “four generations in the workplace!” in a booming voice when PB’d start talking about the internet or a certain attorney would ask me how to fill out his timesheet again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But this is real y’all. Problems! Also, totally using this in my diversity powerpoint presentation at noon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What am I doing with my life?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/251485493</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/251485493</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:51:00 -0600</pubDate><category>demographics</category><category>generations</category><category>sociology</category><category>work habits</category><category>boomers</category><category>millenials</category><category>gen x</category><category>gen y</category></item><item><title>Who buys a flannel at Bergdorf’s anyway? Just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbv9x9MJo1qz6dlko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who buys a flannel at Bergdorf’s anyway? Just sayin’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/248914045" target="_blank"&gt;juliaallison&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Walking home, I stopped at the Fifth Avenue GAP to pick up a few holiday shirts, including this one - which is a solid $200 less expensive than the one I bought at Bergdorf’s - and just as nice. Sigh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/251478477</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/251478477</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:43:58 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>juxtaposedwithyou: (via dirtyprettything)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdga2P2UR1qze11co1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://juxtaposedwithyou.tumblr.com/post/250050049/via-dirtyprettything" target="_blank"&gt;juxtaposedwithyou&lt;/a&gt;: (via &lt;a href="http://dirtyprettything.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;dirtyprettything&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/251472259</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/251472259</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:37:51 -0600</pubDate><category>jesus christ</category><category>venn diagram</category></item><item><title>linzyxxxxx:

potterhead:

emonerdcore:chelseaalltogether:legoexpr...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kosr8fWAPH1qze6ibo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://linzyxxxxx.tumblr.com/post/251025907/potterhead" target="_blank"&gt;linzyxxxxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://potterhead.tumblr.com/post/250917258/emonerdcore-chelseaalltogether-legoexpress-fuckyeah" target="_blank"&gt;potterhead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://emonerdcore.tumblr.com/post/250612470" target="_blank"&gt;emonerdcore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://chelseaalltogether.tumblr.com/post/242768242/legoexpress-fuckyeahlego-fuckyeahdexter-via" target="_blank"&gt;chelseaalltogether&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://legoexpress.tumblr.com/post/242576739/fuckyeahlego-fuckyeahdexter-via-legojeff" target="_blank"&gt;legoexpress&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahlego.tumblr.com/post/169875813/fuckyeahdexter-via-legojeff" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahlego&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahdexter.tumblr.com/post/169172544/via-legojeff" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahdexter&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/legojeff" target="_blank"&gt;legojeff&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;UH i didnt know there was a fuck yeah dexter, and omg lego dexter!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/251465777</link><guid>http://seaofstatic.tumblr.com/post/251465777</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:31:12 -0600</pubDate><category>dexter</category><category>legos</category></item><item><title>OMFG awesome. This really just made my day. But then again...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktao47ec9l1qz6pfmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OMFG awesome. This really just made my day. But then again “The Room” has that power.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://steveheisler.com/post/251204908/do-you-understand-life-via-lindsayrobertson" target="_blank"&gt;steveheisler&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE?!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://lindsayrobertson.tumblr.com/post/248789816/michaelpop-vanmega-oh-hey-someone-is-making" target="_blank"&gt;lindsayrobertson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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